I don't know why

I create relationships and loyalties with objects. I usually give a back story to these objects like one is an up and coming roll of toilet paper. Or the left sink in my office gets spilled on more but still smiles and those who wash up messily. I don't know why but I feel like I need to be loyal to these qualities in these objects because, I guess in a way, I look up to them. They remind me of how to be and how to treat others. They have drive to continue with their work regardless of others inconsideration. And I want to see them succeed. I am the only one on their team and that is how I like it. It's us against them, against all odds and damnit we will prevail, we will: the left sink, the middle stall, the loose roll of TP, the toothepaste that hates being squeezed in the middle, the left side of the bed, the glass in the back of the cabinet...and me.