Brittany is the best. She makes me laugh and even better still she laughs at the things I say. Brittany makes life fun, even after work when you have three hours to kill until you can get on bart and San Francisco is feeling like the loneliest little city on earth. Along comes Brittany and she strolls with you and chases down girls you think are cute to explain to them that she is not your girlfriend and then offers to get a 22oz and sit in the park. Oh man, the best.
I feel like this has been a kindergarden paper about my favorite reletive (those are pretty mean and kinda disturbing anyway) so I am going to quit it. Britts....I'll leave you with this...ride your bike more. It's fun.