1) "Hi i need quick bj in my car any girl wanna do this tonite? I prefer local"
2) "anyone out there interested in a virgin mail i am not bad looking and very health just never found time for sex so if your interested clean and are between 18 and 30 then i am all yours"
3) "I can't stop thinking about sex. Someone called me a nympho. Do you need a nympho?"
These were the first three MC's I found listed for the East Bay. I think this just about sums things up on this wonderful Wednesday evening. Good night, and please enjoy.