1) "Hi my name Karlee. I 20 turn 21 next March 21. I single long time yep. I deaf full. Write paper pen toward eachother. I want guy hot, cute not nerd."
2) "looking for a guy whose taller than me* loves football and beer* funny* nice*"
3) "What do you think when a woman brags about "layin up" with your man while you are having a miscarriage and claims she did not know you were together..."
This has me completely satisfied with my internet usage for the evening...Goodnight.