"OH MAN, OH GOD.
I should go swimming. We should go swimming. We should get on the phone and invite each other swimming. Who knows the best place to swim? Gina only likes lake-swimming, but the nearest lake is a forty minute drive. No one can manage that, it’s exactly the wrong distance. Tina only likes pool-swimming. There is a public pool about a mile away, but everyone gets the feeling that it’s kinda gross. Swimming would be perfect. Jokes about a kiddie pool. About the gutter, about puddles. Does anyone have a lawn? A sprinkler? We could downgrade this to beer on the grass. We could wear sunglasses in the park. We could get cold drinks at a bar with a patio. We could lie on the floor of your apartment. We could just fall asleep."
Taken from SexPigeon