For once, I am incredible

I just tossed my keys onto my bag....perfectly.
As most of you know I have a key ring attached to a carabiner that I clip to my belt loop and shove in my back pocket. My keys were on my desk and getting in my way, so I decided to toss them over by my bag on another desk about five feet away. As I tossed I thought I hadn't given enough gusto and that they would just hit the flap of my bag and fall to the ground. This is not even close to what happened. What happened was that I tossed them, they hung in the air, and upon contact clipped themselves to the flap of my bag and then gently came to rest upon the flap. Even to me it looked totally cgi, and I was sitting right here. As the great Joey Russo once said "Woah"