Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Frustrating night

Man was last night frustrating.
I went down stairs to go and hang out with my roommate Becky at her friend Becca's apt. When I walk in the place is a fucking mess. Like, can't even see the floor mess. So I am stepping over records, clothes, bikes, books, some little guy laying on the floor playing video games, and take a seat in between the night stand and the bed. Becky and Becca have barely noticed that I walked in and keep on chatting. So I'm just sitting there, looking around and the next thing I know is that the little guy, who I realize is Becca's boyfriend, gets up and walks over to me, (by this time I've noticed that he is also an albino midget), and starts laying into me about how rude it is to step over someone. I'm kinda just ignoring him, he's being ridiculous and over reacting. Then bam, he karate kicks me in the mouth with his weird, white, little midget foot. I grabbed him by the ankle and flipped him out the back door into the courtyard. Immediatley Becky and Becca are both on me yelling and really getting in my face. Then, just as quick, they are both out the door to see about their little friend.
Dempsey walks in the door and I tell him that what had happened thinking that maybe he'd see it from my point of view. Nope. He rails into me even harder and then runs outside to be with Beck and Becc. Man...can it get any worse???

8 comments:

Logan Ryan Smith said...

I always pegged you for the type to beat up on albino midgets.

Sakkis said...

He had crusty feet and toes that pointed in all directions.

John Sakkis said...

but becca's boyfriend is a nice big black man...

Sakkis said...

Not on the inside....

John Sakkis said...

ahahahaha!

Sakkis said...

Are you being sarcastic???

John Sakkis said...

no.

Tru Man said...

this might be the funniest thing i've ever read. EVER!!!